David Suzuki is our Dark Lord
By John Thompson
David Suzuki is our Dark Lord.
He has a soul farm,
A soul farm beneath
the earth's surface
He can be summoned with magical incantations.
His beard is long, it reaches beneath the earth's surface,
Reaches down into his soul farm. He rides around on a bike,
Unscrewing light bulbs in the dark to preserve power.
He disappears in a ball of smoke and fire.
John Thompson knows
what we want.